Colganology: Friday Caption Competition

Friday, 1 March 2013

Friday Caption Competition

I've collected so many brilliant images off t'internet over the years that I've decided we ought to have an occasional caption competition. So, every so often, I'll post three pics. You come up with the captions (I'll have a go too). The winner wins nothing but glory. You up for it? Oh good.

Leave your captions as comments, or tweet me at @stevyncolgan or email me at stevyncolgan@me.com

3 comments:

GigerPunk1 March 2013 at 14:26
Both: "OK, that fart smells like bananas. Was that you?"
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"Oooh, what does it taste of?! Chicken?"
"No, Horse, oddly enough."
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[[Inspector Gadget auditions down to last three]]
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Sleepy1 March 2013 at 16:21
For number two: I don't know why people are always raving about 'head'.
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Anonymous1 March 2013 at 19:42
Number one: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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'I found myself fascinated and somewhat dizzy. Most impressive' - Stephen Fry

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'This is not a stocking filler - this is a real book. Buy several copies and keep one' - Daily Telegraph

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'If you've ever looked at the Eiffel Tower and wondered how it's related to Dracula, then Stevyn Colgan is your man. Yes, it's trivia porn' - London Lite

'He connects each piece of his trivia puzzle in a concise, chatty, easy to follow, even logical, manner. This free-flowing style does not, thankfully, lend itself to pause and evaluation, but does allow for a great deal of chuckling and chin-stroking. He is the master of the trivial, the collector and cataloguer of the forgotten and inane - but no matter how worthless and unnecessary the information, Colgan has the knack of making it all sound intensely fascinating' - New Zealand Herald

'Stevyn Colgan has a theory; everything in the world can be connected through 'six degrees of information'. Trying to prove it takes us up some strange alleys but his engaging style means we don't get stuck down the road of intellectual whimsy' - Maxim

'It's a very smart style to a trivia book, and will I am sure be one of the hits of the forthcoming season' - The Bookbag

‘Stevyn Colgan's book, 'Joined-Up Thinking', could well be turned into a pub quiz or even a TV show. The latter could be even more of a possibility as Colgan has connections to the 'QI' BBC TV show. You're going to walk away from this book knowing a lot more than when you started.’ - SF Crows Nest

'How Colgan manages to find all these connections, unravel them and create something coherent and entertaining out of them is beyond me. But I'm glad he took the time, as the result is vastly fascinating and had my mind whirring round after itself for hours - immense fun!' - Falmouth People

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