I'm taking a break from Twitter at the moment as I was aware that I was becoming something of a grump. I've always viewed it as the brightest spark among the social networks but, just recently, the number of trolls and tossers seems to have multiplied. I checked in today just to catch up with what's been happening and, within just a couple of minutes, five people had cracked Whitney Houston gags. Quite apart from them being piss-poor jokes anyway, she's barely cold. Have some respect for those she leaves behind, people. Or let us all know when you lose a loved one so we can crack some jokes, eh? Fair's fair. She was someone's daughter, someone's mother. Even Gary Lineker - Mr Nice Guy - is 'fed up with the bile' and has today decided to get off Twitter for a bit. Like him, I won't be back any time soon.
However, the fun continues elsewhere and here are some corking websites to warm away those Winter blues. First up we have Brilliantly Sarcastic Responses to Well-Meaning Signs. Great title. Great content. Makes me laugh every time.
Then there's the website of Crap Graffiti. If you follow the link, much of it is NSFW so beware. Some is genuinely crap graffiti but some of it is very funny, in a puerile kind of a way, and some is actually pretty damn clever. The giant anamorphic cock is genius!
Last one today is Damn You Autocorrect! which is exactly what it sounds like: