Sunday, 15 February 2015

Some day my prints could come ... to your house

 
I have some prints for sale. They come in two sizes, A4 and A3 and are printed on mid-weight semi gloss art paper. The price?
 
A4 = £15
A3 = £20
 
This includes postage and packing and I'll sign each one.
 
Interested?
 
Email me at: stevyncolgan@me.com
 
 
Print 1: Uranus is So Bracing
 
 
Print 2: See Uranus


Print 3: San Diego Cosplayers


Print 4: Yellow Brick Road

 
Print 5: The Not Very Hungry Human Centipede
 
 

Thursday, 12 February 2015

The Yellow Brick Road - Step by Step

When I decided to paint a scene from The Wizard of Oz, the first problem I had was deciding what the characters should look like. It's really hard to exorcise the 1939 MGM film from your mind and to do something original; the costumes have become such iconic representations. Almost any artwork you look at pays homage to the film, like this lovely piece by Scott Gustafson.


Even modern takes on the characters, like this one by Skottie Young, feature costumes that are still very MGM-inspired:

 
As is this Manga-inspired artwork for the video game Beyond the Yellow Brick Road:
 
 

And this lovely piece by Maurenilson Freire (Marchine):

 
And this piece of joy by Chiachi Wang (Popnbox):
 
 
Occasionally I do find an original take on the subject such as this gorgeous piece by Júlia Sardà (below) but they are few and far between.
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Therefore, the obvious thing seemed to be to go back to the source material and see how L Frank Baum described the characters. Maybe that would offer me some flexibility.
 
There is no description given of Dorothy whatsoever other than she is 'a little girl' and 'a well-grown child for her age' around the same height as a Munchkin. She does, however, get dressed before setting off down the yellow brick road: 'It was gingham, with checks of white and blue; and although the blue was somewhat faded with many washings,it was still a pretty frock. The girl washed herself carefully, dressed herself in the clean gingham, and tied her pink sunbonnet on her head.' So, to be totally faithful to the book, a blue gingham frock and pink sun bonnet would be needed, plus a basket of bread that she takes with her, covered by a white cloth. Her shoes, which she recovers from the dead witch, are silver and not ruby. Toto, incidentally, is described as 'a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose.' I decided to make my Dorothy quite young to get away from the Judy Garland 'I'm clearly in my 20s but dressed as a schoolgirl' image. My 10 year old granddaughter Leah became the model.
 
I had a very clear idea in my head for the Scarecrow. When I was growing up in Cornwall, farmers and allotment owners would often use pumpkins - sometimes fresh, sometimes leftover from Halloween - as the heads for scarecrows. However, in the books, the Scarecrow is described thus: 'Its head was a small sack stuffed with straw, with eyes,nose, and mouth painted on it to represent a face. An old, pointed blue hat, that had belonged to some Munchkin, was perched on his head,and the rest of the figure was a blue suit of clothes, worn and faded,which had also been stuffed with straw.' That effectively scuppered my plans ... unless I swapped him out for another Oz character called Jack Pumpkinhead who first appears in The Marvelous Land of Oz. I knew he'd be a more striking looking character than a chap with a sack for a head. It then occurred to me that my painting didn't have to be set within the confines of the first Oz book. There are 14 canonical books in the series written by Baum himself (and a handful of plays and short stories) plus a further 50+ books by other authors. It seems quite possible, therefore, that Dorothy and Toto could have walked along the Yellow Brick Road at some point with the Tin Woodman, Jack Pumpkinhead and the Cowardly Lion. Plus, of course, I could now change the characters' clothes if I wanted. Suddenly, I could exercise a lot more creative licence.
 
And, yes, the inane look on Jack's face probably does owe something to Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy as it was a film I watched during the sketching stages. That said, I tried it out on a real pumpkin first!
 
 
The Tin Woodman was nicely short on description: 'One of the big trees had been partly chopped through, and standing beside it, with an uplifted axe in his hands, was a man made entirely of tin. His head and arms and legs were jointed upon his body, but he stood perfectly motionless, as if he could not stir at all.'  So my Tin Woodman went through a number of development stages before I arrived at a shape I liked (and which pleasingly echoed the body shape of Tik-Tok, a character from the Oz book Ozma of Oz and the feature film Return to Oz.)
 
 
I didn't bother to sketch the lion as I thought, 'Ah, it's just a lion - I'll wing it on the day'. In retrospect it was a very stupid decision as you'll see.
 
Anyhow, here's the final composition sketch and the underpainting. I chose a 20" by 16" by 3/4" double-primed canvas and used a watered down burnt umber paint.
 

 
Now came the fun part, slapping on the paint. First stage, as always, is .... get rid of the white. For this painting I used a combination of Daler Rowney System 3 acrylics and Liquitex Professional heavy body acrylics. 
 


I've always been a bit ropey on perspective so I spent an indecent amount of time mucking about with the 'bricks' which, to be honest, are probably better referred to as 'yellow slabs'.

 
It was around this time that I made several important decisions: (1) to include some nasty anthropomorphic trees as they were some of my favourite characters in the 1939 film, (2) to give the Tin Woodman a coal scuttle for a helmet as everyone does the funnel, and (3) to sort the lion out as he looked more like a bear with a mane.
 
 
It was then that I realised my mistake in not sketching lions beforehand; I had no idea how to draw one. Very quickly things went from bad to worse. No wonder the poor sod looks so worried. He went from this (above) to this (below) ...
 
 
And then, finally, (after some much needed research and sketching of lions) to this:
 
 
By this time I'd done some work on Dorothy, moved one of the Tin Woodman's legs to give him a jerkier gait, turned his axe around and given him a good patina of rust, and added in some more trees. You may recognise the tree face on the left. It's an homage to the 1974 sci fi film Zardoz, which references The Wizard of Oz (the clue is in the name). In the film, a huge stone head flies about the place subjugating the population, much like the giant scary head of Oz does in Baum's original tale. It seemed like a fun thing to include - a little visual joke that maybe only a few film nerds would get. Plus, the face is very reminiscent of many pagan 'Green Man' carvings and masks you find around the UK.
 
 
Finally, I repainted Toto (as I'd got his body shape all wrong on the first attempt - I'm as crap at dogs as I am at lions) and finished Dorothy off. And, by that, I mean changed her dress. I'd started off using pink as it seemed suitable for a girl of that age but the colour jarred with the overall composition. I realised that blue would compliment her eyes and the Wedgewood blue of the sky. So I made the dress blue or, rather, the night-dress. The whole Oz saga has a kind of dream-like quality and the film ends with Dorothy waking up so shouldn't she be in a nightie? By coincidence I then discovered that the lady who had bought the painting loves the colour blue. So all was well.
 
Here's the finished painting.
 
 
I hope you like it.
 
Note: All artwork copyright (c) 2015 Stevyn Colgan and the respective artists named above.
 


Wednesday, 11 February 2015

And ... we're back. And feeling arty

Three months have gone by and an awful lot of work has been done: I've finished my contribution to Dr Sue Black's brilliant book Saving Bletchley Park; I've written most of my new book Why Did The Policeman Cross The Road?; I've started work on a new book which I can't talk about yet; and I'm back working on researching and writing the new series of QI. I also made a brief second appearance on Series 3 Episode 1 of Iszi Lawrence's splendid Z List Dead List podcast which you can hear here. It also features Dr Adam Rutherford, The Infinite Monkey Cage's Robin Ince, and historian Dan Carlin.

I've also been drawing and painting - mostly for pleasure but I have sold a few pieces. And requests have come in for me to do some more step-by step painting guides.

So, as of today, I'm re-launching this blog with a distinct bent towards art. I'll talk art, show off the work of artists I really like and I'll run a few tutorials and work-in-progress (WIP) features.

Okay by you?

Good!

Sunday, 26 October 2014

Closed for business

I started keeping a blog in 2006. It seemed to be a good way of sharing things that interested me with the wider world. And, for the past eight years I've kept adding to it. But the blog has been overtaken by more immediate forms of social media now, and the various Vines, PInterests, Flickrs, Snapchats, Twitters, Facebooks etc. are what people visit these days. I don't get many visitors any more. It's a lot of work to keep this blog open when no one is reading it.


I've therefore decided to close up shop, maybe permanently, but certainly for the immediate future. It's been a fun thing to keep and, of course, the archive will remain.

You can find my original blog pages from 2006 to mid-2011 here.

And this blog carries it on up to the present day.

Thanks for visiting over the years.

Maybe I'll see you on some other social media platform soon.


Stevyn
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Sunday, 12 October 2014

My Recent Appearance on QI

Now THIS was fun to do :)



That was my brief cameo in the Location, Location, Location episode of the recent Series L.

I do worry that my IMDB entry will now include 'Jason Manford's Toilet'.

Mind you, the BBC subtitles people did a good job:


Good old Steve Colwen!

Video copyright (c) 2014 BBC, QI Ltd and Talkback TV.

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

Z List Dead List

Comedian Iszi Lawrence's live Z List Dead List gigs are inspired.


The format is very simple; three or four people rock up to the stage and take it in turns to sing the praises of a real person from history that history has kind of forgotten. Then the audience votes for their favourite and the date of the gig becomes XXX Day in honour of the winner. I took part in one of the early shows and was delighted when my choice, the wildly eccentric Cornish vicar Robert Hawker, won on the night.


Well, now Iszi has started a podcast too. And I appeared on the first one. You can listen here. And you can hear all of them here or subscribe on iTunes.

Saturday, 4 October 2014

The Useless Objects of Katerina Kamprani

Katerina Kamprani is an Athens-based architect whose design project, The Uncomfortable, intentionally evokes feelings of extreme discomfort and frustration. Described on Kamprani's Facebook page as 'a collection of deliberately inconvenient everyday objects with no meaningful purpose.'






It's suggested that 'Part of the discomfort comes from trying to imagine using these projects. It sheds some light on the connections between motor skill and the brain. Looking at these objects feels like an error message has been delivered to the nervous system: it creates the most delicious malaise and disquiet.'

Hmm. Not so sure about that. But I love the playful inventiveness of it.

Found here at APlus.

Thursday, 2 October 2014

The Wildlife Landscape Sculptures of Wang Ruilin

This is beautiful work - Wang Ruilin's 'Dreams' series of sculptures show powerful animals carrying little worlds on their backs, a staple of many mythologies.




The sculpts, some life-sized (not the whales obviously) are all made of copper.






See more at his website here.

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

The Delicious Children's Book Illustrations of Júlia Sardà

I love this lady's work. It makes me smiley.





Her individual take on classic stories is glorious. I am in awe of their fun and energy.






See more of her lovely week on her website here.

Sunday, 28 September 2014

Some Stories you Might have Missed - September Edition

The Stranger's Guide to London - Everything the Georgian countryman needed to know in order not to be ripped off by duffers, waylaid by Jilts, tricked by Coin-Droppers or smuggled abroad by Crimps.

Down the Rabbit Hole - An analyst looks at the sale of a million sex toys and their reviews and asks, 'Just what do we get up to in the bedroom?' Some fascinating and surprising insights from what may turn out to be one of the most honest sex surveys done in decades.

Behind the Scenes of Vintage Pin-Up Girl Art -  What it says on the tin. Safe for work!

The best 'Man Walks Into A Bar' joke you'll ever read here.

The 62 Areas of Britain that are more expensive than London.

The Girl who was frightened to Death by a Coffin - Some delicious Victorian strangeness, and some more here with The Strange Tale of the Ladies who Limped.

You really can be bored to Death - Study shows that boredom is bad for you; those who live tedious lives are twice as likely to die young.

Internet Trolls really are Horrible People - Study reveals that trolls are narcissistic, Machiavellian, psychopathic, and sadistic ... as well as being arseholes.

A Messy Desk encourages a Creative Mind - Study shows that the state of my desk is just right. I knew it all along.

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